fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP
WHERE IN THE FUCK DOES HE GET THE MACHETE FROM?